MAYBE 3 PEOPLE

During a routine surface observation, a large octopus was documented maintaining a comfortable distance from nearly all available company.

An unidentified dorsal fin remained nearby. No concern was recorded.

Human participation appeared considerably less welcome.

The specimen demonstrated a clear preference for marine life, while tolerance for human interaction appeared restricted to a very small and apparently negotiable number.

Three individuals may be acceptable.

Further additions have not been authorized.

FIG. XLVI — “MAYBE 3 PEOPLE” is preserved within Field Archive No. 001 — Marine Observations as an unresolved example of selective social tolerance among marine fauna.

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