Skip to product information
1 of 8

Field Archive No. 001 — Marine Observations

FIG. XVIII

THE CARTOGRAPHER — SOFTSTYLE TEE

Amphioctopus marginatus cartographus, survey incomplete

Several previously accepted boundaries were revised.

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Prefer a heavier, garment-dyed tee? View the Garment-Dyed Tee →
Size
Color
  • ORIGINAL ARTWORK
  • MADE TO ORDER
  • TRACKED SHIPPING

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

During a routine observation of shallow-water cephalopod activity, a coconut octopus was documented conducting a detailed survey over a partially completed marine chart. Measurements were taken repeatedly using a small divider compass while additional instruments remained positioned within reach.

Several previously accepted boundaries were revised.

Coconut octopuses are known for unusual problem-solving ability and sophisticated object manipulation, including the collection and transport of shells for use as portable shelter. No comparable explanation has been established for the specimen’s apparent interest in cartography.

FIG. XVIII — “THE CARTOGRAPHER” is preserved within Field Archive No. 001 — Marine Observations as an unresolved example of cephalopod geographic survey work.

PRODUCT DETAILS

Gildan 64000 Softstyle® T-Shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton; fiber content varies by color
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Modern classic unisex fit
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Ribbed crew neckline
• Taped neck and shoulders
• DTG printed artwork

SIZE & FIT

Modern classic unisex fit. Choose your usual size for a standard everyday fit, or size up for a more relaxed silhouette. Please refer to the size chart for garment measurements.

SHIPPING & DELIVERY

Made to order. Please allow time for your specimen to be printed and prepared before dispatch.

Processing: typically 2–5 business days.

Standard U.S. delivery: typically 3–7 business days after production.

Tracking: provided by email once your order ships.

Free U.S. shipping on orders $85+.

Delivery times may be longer during holidays, high-volume periods, or for remote destinations.

RETURNS & ORDER ISSUES

We want every specimen to arrive as intended.

Because each item is produced to order, we do not accept returns for buyer’s remorse, incorrect size selection, or color preference.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll work with you on an appropriate replacement, refund, or resolution.

To report an issue, email support@unnaturalfaunaclub.com with your order number and a brief description of the problem. Photos may be required so we can document and resolve the issue.

Please review the size chart before ordering.

For full details, see our Return & Refund Policy.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

HOW TO PRESERVE YOUR SPECIMEN

This garment has survived classification, documentation, and questionable natural history. Continued survival now depends on you.

• Wash cold, inside out with similar colors.

• Use mild detergent. Avoid bleach and harsh cleaning agents.

View full details

 THE SOFTSTYLE STANDARD 

Lightweight ring-spun cotton with a soft feel and an easy everyday fit.

 LIGHTER BY DESIGN 

Soft, lightweight and easy to wear, this is the everyday option in the archive.

A smoother, lighter tee for when you want the specimen without the heavyweight feel.

ORIGINAL SPECIMENS. MADE TO ORDER.

Every specimen begins as original artwork created for Unnatural Fauna Club and is printed individually when ordered.

No bulk inventory of generic graphics. Just questionable natural history, documented one garment at a time.

A HUMAN AT THE OTHER END.

Questions about sizing, shipping, or an order? Send us a message and you'll hear from a real person—not an automated expedition report.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work to make it right.

CONTACT THE ARCHIVE →

QUESTIONS FROM THE FIELD

HOW DO I CHOOSE MY SIZE?

Our Softstyle tees have a modern classic unisex fit. Choose your usual size for a standard everyday fit, or size up for a more relaxed silhouette. Please check the size chart for garment measurements before ordering.

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP?

Every garment is made to order. Production takes place before dispatch, and delivery times can vary depending on destination and carrier conditions. See our Shipping Policy for full details.

WILL I RECEIVE TRACKING?

Yes. Once your order has shipped, tracking information will be sent to the email address used at checkout.

WHAT IF THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH MY ORDER?

If your order arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll work with you to make it right.

CAN I CHANGE OR CANCEL MY ORDER?

Contact us as soon as possible. Because each item is made to order, changes or cancellations may not be possible once production has started.

HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?

Email support@unnaturalfaunaclub.com with any questions about sizing, shipping, or an order. You’ll hear from a real person.